An Unpleasant Equation

[FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT LIKE "BATHROOM HOMOUR" STOP READING NOW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. . .PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK]

1 uneasy stomach
+ 1 craving for a gyro from the cafeteria downstairs
- common sense
______________
1 precarious afternoon spent in the office bathroom

*ouch*