Somebody please take the cupcakes away from me!

I feel like such a porker. I had a cupcake for dinner last night and another cupcake for breakfast this morning. And these aren't your regular sleazy cupcakes that you had as a child. Nuh-uh. These are cupcakes from a store on Davies and Denman called "Cupcakes", oddly enough, that have almost the same amount of icing as cake on them. And they're also called fun names like "Cosmopolitan". So, while I sit here at my desk trying to write a paper about Granville Island and its sociological intereesting facts, the four remaining devils are calling out to me...can you hear them?

Eat me..
Eat me...
Eat me....