Slap me silly!

I've been window shopping for wedding dresses.

Well, not really window shopping, but every time I pass this certain bridal store, I pause to take a look at the new dress in the window display...and I swear, every dress they put out is "The Dress". What is wrong with me? I mean, I'm over looking one very important detail. I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED (at least not right now)...and I need a groom (but don't get lost in the details people).

Well, I guess it could be worse; I could be looking at babies and wishing I had one of my own...*shudder* but, don't worry, THAT'S not happening any time soon.

Sorry Mom.