The Beauty Myth...is true.

My schedule for this semester is pretty pimp. I get a three day weekend, plus my earliest class starts at 2 pm. So, what does one do with all this time in the morning before class? Some reading for one's courses? Watch tv? Clean the house? Oh no, no, no , no, silly people. One does her hair for three HOURS...ha ha ha...oh, fiddilly-dee, what a life for me!!!