When I arrive in London I'll be staying with my sister and her fiancé, but this little arrangement won't last forever and I'll have to find my own place. Just a second ago, I went onto Gumtree.com, just to check out some places and get an idea of monthly rental prices, and this is the first one I clicked on:
Rent free bed share for open-minded friendly, warm female. Tall white hot blooded caring man 36 is offering to share his very comfortable double bed in flat near Docklands everyday.
Wow! The Rent is FREE! And I'm an "open-minded" female! And "warm"! And...wait...what?! It's a "bedshare"?
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