More about my hair

I had my hair cut last night. When my stylist, whom I had never met before, asked me which way I parted my hair, I told her I prefered to part it to the left. She concurred with my answer because, get this, it "balanced out my crooked nose". I probably should have been more offended, but all I could think was this b*tch knows her sh*t, and I was headed for a damn good hair cut. And it was. FYI: my crooked nose is now balanced.