Keeping my sense of humour...just barely

"[I will] stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts."

I've decided to be single.

Completely single.

No more dates. No more phone calls. No more texting. No more emails. No more Facebook instant messaging. Nothing.

Why?

See that quote up there taken from Bridget Jones's Diary? Well, in the past three months I've dated them all. I can't confirm the peeping tom, but it wouldn't shock me if all or at least one of them fit the bill.

They're all freaks, Internet.

And I have bigger fish to fry.